Jigsaw puzzle

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by smokinal, Mar 14, 2011.

  1. smokinal

    smokinal Smoking Guru Staff Member Moderator OTBS Member ★ Lifetime Premier ★

    A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says,            

    "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw          

     puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." **           

    **Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's
    finished?" **
    **The **little silver haired lady **says, "According to the
    picture on the box, it's a rooster." **
    **Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle. **
    **She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread
    all over the table. **
    **He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box,
    then turns to her and says, **
    **"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be
    able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a
    rooster." **
    **He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax.
    Let's have a **nice cup of tea*, and then," he said with a deep
    sigh ............ **

    "Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."*
     
  2. tyotrain

    tyotrain Master of the Pit

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  3. beer-b-q

    beer-b-q Smoking Guru OTBS Member

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  4. bearcarver

    bearcarver Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Got this one in email a few days ago.

    I guess I just gotta laugh at it again!!!

    Good one Al,

    Bear
     
  5. thebarbequeen

    thebarbequeen Smoking Fanatic

    gotta laugh! sending it right to my mom - she's always got a puzzle going!
     

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