A guy walked into the bar on Christmas Day and looked a little depressed. The bartender asked what's wrong my friend... He said I'm in the dog house again for another year... Oh no, why-what happened asked the bartender... he said well, I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas and she said "Hmmmmm, I would like something that goes from 0 to over 200 in seconds" So why does that get you in the dog house for another year asked the bartender... "I bought her a scale" !!!
