im an addict

Discussion in 'Pork' started by ralphbrown05, Aug 21, 2010.

  1. hello...my name is ralph...and im addicted to smoked food
     
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  2. miamirick

    miamirick Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    join the club,  we all are,   and there doesnt seem to be a cure

    just buy larger clothes
     
  3. pandemonium

    pandemonium Master of the Pit

    lol i was gonna say prepare for bigger britches lol
     
  4. eman

    eman Smoking Guru Staff Member Moderator OTBS Member

    And More Meat!!!!
     
  5. mr mac

    mr mac Smoking Fanatic

    What?  There's Morton Tender Quick, Bradley Honey Meat Cure, Yeagers #814... [​IMG]
     
  6. I think it's contagious.  I've got it too!

    So, I've decided to share my 12 Step program for Smokaholics

    Step 1: Admit you have a problem: you can't get enough smoked meats

    Step 2. Visit local hardware stores, linger in the BBQ section.  Ask a lot of questions.

    Step 3.  Start dropping hints to the spouse that it sure would be nice to get a smoker for Christmas.

    Step 4. Stockpile and season smoker woods

    Step 5.  Join SMF and enroll in Jeff's 5 Day smoker course

    Step 6. Bring smoker home, practice fire control

    Step 7.  Buy ribs

    Step 8.  Mix up and apply some rub

    Step 9.  Bring smoker up to temperature

    Step 10. Add ribs

    Step 11.  Maintain constant temperature  for 6 hours

    Step 12. Remove ribs and eat!

    I'm on step 11 right now!  :)
     
    Last edited: Aug 22, 2010
  7. flyfishjeep

    flyfishjeep Smoking Fanatic

    Welcome Ralph!  Of all the things we could get wrapped up in my wife is happy I am a "smoker" of meats.  She does get frustrated a few times because I am always wanting something bigger "just in case" we need it!  Oh well.

    Welcome to the club!
     
  8. oldschoolbbq

    oldschoolbbq Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Welcome to the O.S.D. Ward[​IMG]

    Where everyone has an Obsessive Smoking Disorder[​IMG]

    Here we live to smoke,the more the better[​IMG]

    Have fun and,
     
  9. scarbelly

    scarbelly Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Just admitting the addiction is step 1 [​IMG]

    The other 11 steps are just more meat and smoke and you will be fine - BTW

    Do not look for a cure there is none
     

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