I was taught that when God created the heavens and the earth that on the seventh day he created BBQ. God said let there be smoke, and there was smoke, and it was good. Understanding this I believe it is my duty as a Christian to smoke on Sundays, I take this to heart, and I rarely miss a Sunday, even if I am ill. I am so glad to be worshipping here with you fellow believers. I thought I should share a secret family recipe with you. "Couch Crusted Smoked Pork Chops" This recipe depends heavily on the types of food your family eats on the sofa. My family eats alot of nuts and tortilla chips. So start by removing the couch cushions and gather all those beautiful morsels hiding within. If the consistency of your findings is coarse then you will need to chop it finely. Do not worry about hair and/or lint as it will just burn off. Take a couple thick cut chops and allow them to come to room temperature or warmer and then dip them in wisked egg and then roll in the couch crumbs. If you desire a more breaded chop then repeat these steps. Onve breaded place the chops on the grill and cook at 200 for about 5 hours. Bon Appetit!