I made a HOT alley.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by ammaturesmoker, Sep 13, 2017.

  1. ammaturesmoker

    ammaturesmoker Smoking Fanatic

    Going to be using almost all of these for a family even feeding 45 family members in a few weeks. I is loving it when I create lots and lots of smoke.
  2. keithu

    keithu Fire Starter

    You are my hero.
  3. gmc2003

    gmc2003 Smoking Fanatic

    Keep us up to date on the event. It'd be nice seeing a pic of all those cookers/smokers in action.

  4. troutman

    troutman Meat Mopper SMF Premier Member

    Looks like battleship row 
    , just don't burn the place down 
  5. ammaturesmoker

    ammaturesmoker Smoking Fanatic

    Well I figured I can get 44 Tri-tips with all of them going at once.
  6. jckdanls 07

    jckdanls 07 Master of the Pit Group Lead OTBS Member

    Smoker Row ?? Smoker Ally ?? Smoker Lane ?? Smoker Road?? ....
  7. pit 4 brains

    pit 4 brains Master of the Pit Group Lead OTBS Member SMF Premier Member


    "Sgt. Weber, form the squad for inspection!" 
  8. ammaturesmoker

    ammaturesmoker Smoking Fanatic

    Well that ended with a thud. The event is cancelled.....it was supposed to be a rehearsal dinner for a friends wedding. He found out his woman was sleeping with another man. So the wedding is off and I will be putting all but 1 smoker and two kettles in storage. Will fire them up in early spring for the competitions and the concession stand. One kettle for the Santa Maria......one kettle for multiple uses....and one offset for majority of smoking.
  9. gmc2003

    gmc2003 Smoking Fanatic

    Bummer I was looking forward to seeing the alley fired up, but better your friend found out sooner then later.

  10. sqwib

    sqwib Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Holy chit, looks like an initiation alley, do you get paddled on the @ss when walking through that gauntlet.[​IMG]

  11. No, the Butt-ba dump bump chhhhhh
  12. Rings Я Us

    Rings Я Us Master of the Pit Group Lead

    You could rent them out. 😬
    For people that don't want to buy one or are thinking of getting one. Lol
  13. tropics

    tropics Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member ★ Lifetime Premier ★

    Showed my wife that pic,I could hear her laughing and saying no at the same time LOL

  14. Hey get him to have the Party anyway, Better to find out now than after the wedding, Same thing just happened to a friend of ours.

    Fire those baby's up and get to smoking 

    Last edited: Sep 15, 2017
  15. dward51

    dward51 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Ok, throw him a kegger smoking party to celebrate that he did not get tied down by an unfaithful spouse.  Much better to know before than after (and if they cheat once, they will do it again - this goes for either party too).
  16. ammaturesmoker

    ammaturesmoker Smoking Fanatic

    He's pretty bummed guys......evidently so is the butcher.
  17. drunkenmeatfist

    drunkenmeatfist Meat Mopper

    You were going to do 44 tri tips for a party of 45 people? That would have been a fancy party. 
  18. ammaturesmoker

    ammaturesmoker Smoking Fanatic

    no I said I could do 44 Tri-Tips.....I believe it was budgeted for 14
  19. drunkenmeatfist

    drunkenmeatfist Meat Mopper

    I still think you should cook 44 tri tips. 
  20. ammaturesmoker

    ammaturesmoker Smoking Fanatic

    I tried to talk him out of the Tri-tip thing. I like cooking the huge top sirloins more. They are just as flavorful as Tri-tip but way more tender.

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