Husband & Wife Rivalry...HILARIOUS!!! (PG)

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by forluvofsmoke, Oct 1, 2009.

  1. forluvofsmoke

    forluvofsmoke Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife: "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off your butt..."

    His wife was not amused in the least bit and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.

    The next morning when her husband was getting dressed for work, he took a pair of underwear out of his dresser drawer and said: "WTF is this?", as a little dust appeared when he shook them out.

    He hollered into the bathroom: "Honey, why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"

    She replied: "It's not talcum powder, IT'S MIRACLE GROW, you jackass......."

  2. meat hunter

    meat hunter Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    LOL. Good one!!!
  3. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    A woman know how to hurt a man... we get no respect.
  4. beer-b-q

    beer-b-q Smoking Guru OTBS Member

  5. dutch

    dutch Smoking Guru Staff Member Administrator Group Lead OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Good one Eric! I really gotta remember to first swallow my coffee first before reading your jokes. I know I need to clean my computer screen more often but I prefer to do it when I WANT to, not because I HAVE to!![​IMG]

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