Husband store & wife store

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by eman, Feb 6, 2012.

  1. eman

    eman Smoking Guru Staff Member Moderator OTBS Member

    store has just opened in New York City that offered free husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:

    “You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors to choose from. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building!

    So, a woman goes to the store to find a husband. On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Money

    The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Money and Love Kids.

    The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Money, Love Kids and are extremely Good Looking.

    “Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the 4th floor and sign reads:
    Floor 4 - These men Have Money, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

    “Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims. “I can hardly stand it!” Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:
    Floor 5 - These men Have Money, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

    She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the Sign reads:
    Floor 6 - You are visitor 71,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that you are impossible to please.
    Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

    To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opened a Wife Store just across the street.

    The 1st first floor has wives that have money.

    The 2nd floor has wives that have money and love sex.

    The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited....
     
  2. jrod62

    jrod62 Smoking Guru Group Lead OTBS Member

    That funny ! And how true it is !
     
  3. terry colwell

    terry colwell Smoking Fanatic

    LMAO,,, SO TRUE
     
  4. africanmeat

    africanmeat Master of the Pit OTBS Member

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  5. sunman76

    sunman76 Master of the Pit

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  6. jirodriguez

    jirodriguez Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    "For Sale: top 4 floors of building, completely unused!"

    ROFL... good one! [​IMG]
     
  7. sprky

    sprky Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    [​IMG]  good one
     
  8. venture

    venture Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    I wonder if anyone ever stopped at the first floor of the Wives Store?

    Good luck and good smoking.
     
  9. That's funny. Sent it to all my married guy friends.
     
  10. LOL....Thats Funny!!!!!
     
  11. venture

    venture Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    The Wives store sounds great?

    Not sure how well I would do as merchandise at the Husband store?

    Oh well?

    Good luck and good smoking.
     

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