How to make a women happy

[blacklab]

It's not difficult to make a woman happy.





A man only needs to be:



1. a friend

2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44.. compassionate


WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:


45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich



49. not stress her out

50. not look at other girls


AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:


51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes


IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:


54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes









HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY


1. Show up naked

2. Bring alcohol



Surely its not too much ask...is it?

 

[hoser]

You got that one right on the nose, BL

 

[beer-b-q]

Sounds right to me.

 

[eaglewing]

We need a 'rollin on the floor laughing' smiley for that one!!!!

 

[rivet]

Dead on, bud! If they only knew........

 

[gnubee]

Show up naked, bring beer.

 

[tacman]

Just Remember.....

A woman multiplies all she is given....Give her a smile and she will give you her heart...Give her a house and she will give you a home....Give her a baby and she will give you a family....Give her any crap and she will give you a ton of S**t!