How to make a women happy

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blacklab, Jul 28, 2009.

  1. blacklab

    blacklab Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    It's not difficult to make a woman happy.





    A man only needs to be:



    1. a friend

    2. a companion
    3. a lover
    4. a brother
    5. a father
    6. a master
    7. a chef
    8. an electrician
    9. a carpenter
    10. a plumber
    11. a mechanic
    12. a decorator
    13. a stylist
    14. a sexologist
    15. a gynecologist
    16. a psychologist
    17. a pest exterminator
    18. a psychiatrist
    19. a healer
    20. a good listener
    21. an organizer
    22. a good father
    23. very clean
    24. sympathetic
    25. athletic
    26. warm
    27. attentive
    28. gallant
    29. intelligent
    30. funny
    31. creative
    32. tender
    33. strong
    34. understanding
    35. tolerant
    36. prudent
    37. ambitious
    38. capable
    39. courageous
    40. determined
    41. true
    42. dependable
    43. passionate
    44.. compassionate


    WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:


    45. give her compliments regularly
    46. love shopping
    47. be honest
    48. be very rich



    49. not stress her out

    50. not look at other girls


    AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:


    51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
    52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
    53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes


    IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:


    54. Never to forget:
    * birthdays
    * anniversaries
    * arrangements she makes









    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY


    1. Show up naked

    2. Bring alcohol



    Surely its not too much ask...is it?
     
  2. hoser

    hoser Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    You got that one right on the nose, BL [​IMG]
     
  3. beer-b-q

    beer-b-q Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Sounds right to me.
     
  4. eaglewing

    eaglewing Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    We need a 'rollin on the floor laughing' smiley for that one!!!!

    [​IMG]
     
  5. rivet

    rivet Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Dead on, bud! If they only knew........ [​IMG]
     
  6. gnubee

    gnubee Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Show up naked, bring beer.[​IMG]
     
  7. tacman

    tacman Meat Mopper

    Just Remember.....

    A woman multiplies all she is given....Give her a smile and she will give you her heart...Give her a house and she will give you a home....Give her a baby and she will give you a family....Give her any crap and she will give you a ton of S**t! [​IMG]
     

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