We sail. I had a 16' catamaran that I bragged was a real speedy boat, but every time I took my buddy out on it, the wind would die and we'd end up paddling back. He said it was the pokiest boat he'd ever been on, so I named her Pokey. Since then, we've had two more sailboats, each progressively larger, Pokey II (19' Cape Dory) and Pokey III (Pearson 323). I find it ironic that peole take the slowest from of transport invented by man, sail boats, and race them. People give their boats names like Windsprint, Dominator. I kind of like just being plain old Pokey.
Pokey was Gumby's sidekick, hence the avatar pic. (Oh, and my name's not TIA. That stands for Thanks In Advance.)