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Discussion in 'Jokes' started by richoso1, Jul 15, 2008.

  1. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

    AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.

    FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

    A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

    IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO cough.

    YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DO ESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

    IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

    ]DAILY THOUGHT:
    Some PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS...
     
  2. dingle

    dingle Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Very nice Rich! I think I'm gonna use several of these remedies
     
  3. kratzx4

    kratzx4 Smoking Fanatic

    some good information there. I'll need to remember them
     
  4. Also, if you're choking on ice cubes, drink hot water!!!!!
     
  5. fireguy

    fireguy Smoking Fanatic

    yep, I too will giv em a shot and let you know how they work.[​IMG]
     
  6. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Those ur good uns!
     
  7. meat-man

    meat-man Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    Dude those are great [​IMG]
     
  8. allen

    allen Smoking Fanatic

    Hey Richoso1, thems words to live by,Love it, wife say's I can't use the sink thou, crap
     

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