Holy E-Mail..............

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by daveomak, Oct 7, 2013.

  1. daveomak

    daveomak Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    HOLY  E-MAIL 

        

    One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on...
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    So He called His angels and sent one to earth for a time.
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    When the angel returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not.
    God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.'
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    So God called another angel and sent her to earth for a time.
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    When the angel returned she went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true. The earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving,

     
    but 5% are being good...'
    God was not pleased.
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    So He decided to e-mail the 5% who were good, because He wanted to encourage them, and give them a little

     
    something to help them keep going.

    Do you know what the e-mail said?
     
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    Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one either.
     
    Last edited: Oct 7, 2013
  2. humdinger

    humdinger Master of the Pit Group Lead OTBS Member

    "rimshot"! (the emoticons are not available on my work computer so you'll just have to imagine the litte smiley face on the drum set!)
     
    Last edited: Oct 7, 2013
  3. s2k9k

    s2k9k AMNPS Test Group

    Dave, check your spam folder!!!
     

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