Health

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by wildflower, Sep 23, 2011.

  1. HEALTH MESSAGE:

    1. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.

    2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water and is fat.

    3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.

    4. A tortoise doesn't run, does nothing ...yet lives for 450 years.

    AND YOU TELL ME TO EXERCISE!

    I'm retired, go around me
     
  2. garyinmd

    garyinmd Meat Mopper SMF Premier Member

    AHHHH, I feel better now, thanks Wildflower.   Damn, look at the time, better grab another Miller Lite.
     
  3. terry colwell

    terry colwell Smoking Fanatic

    LMAO,,, I better SLOOOOWWWWWWW down then...
     
  4. bearcarver

    bearcarver Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    LOL-----Makes Sense to me!!!

    The faster you move, & the more you do, the quicker you wear out!

    Bear
     
  5. rew7602

    rew7602 Newbie

    Looks like they do it right in the south then, us Yankee's need to learn to slow down
     
  6. God only gave me a finite number of heartbeats. I don't want to waste them exercising. [​IMG]
     

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