Health Message

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by wildflower, May 16, 2011.

  1. 1. If walking/cycling is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.

    2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water and is fat.

    3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.

    4. A tortoise doesn't run, barely walks & does nothing ..yet lives for 450 years.

    And you want me to Excercise!!
     
  2. alaskanbear

    alaskanbear Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

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  3. meateater

    meateater Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    Good point there. [​IMG]
     
    Last edited: May 16, 2011
  4. fife

    fife Master of the Pit

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  5. scarbelly

    scarbelly Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    I knew I was working the right program all along
     
  6. meateater

    meateater Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    Can someone flip me over...........???
     
  7. michael ark

    michael ark Master of the Pit

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  8. Love it.
     
  9. dutch

    dutch Smoking Guru Staff Member Administrator Group Lead OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    I tried that excuse with my doctor and she wasn't buying into any of it. (Sigh)
     
  10. bearcarver

    bearcarver Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Shhhhh, Mrs Bear still thinks sex is better for you than walking 2 miles every day!

    Bear
     
  11. jirodriguez

    jirodriguez Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    [​IMG]   .... ok that made this even funnier! LOL
     


    Well it is.... if you are doing it right! [​IMG]
     

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