Hard to get Old!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by chef jimmyj, Nov 2, 2011.

  1. chef jimmyj

    chef jimmyj Smoking Guru Staff Member Moderator Group Lead OTBS Member

    An 86 year old man goes for a physical. His tests come back with good results,the doctor tells him." Everything looks great.How are you doing emotionally? Are you at peace with God ? "

    Bob replies, 'God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it for when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, *poof*!, the light goes on. When I'm done, *poof*!, the light goes off.'

    " Wow, that's incredible ! " the doctor says.

    A little later in the day, the doctor calls Bob's wife. "Ginger ,' he says, 'Bob is doing fine but I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and *poof *!, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, *poof*! the light goes off ? "

    "OH MY GOD !! " Ginger exclaims...

    " He's pissing in the refrigerator again ! "
  2. boykjo

    boykjo SAUSAGE MAKER Staff Member Moderator Group Lead OTBS Member

    hope he's not eating out of the toilet.......................

    good one jj
  3. scarbelly

    scarbelly Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Is that a real problem? If you keep a pan in the bottom it works[​IMG]

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