Halloween Kiss

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by bud lite, Oct 31, 2009.

  1. bud lite

    bud lite Smoke Blower SMF Premier Member

    A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop looking at her. She asks him why he is staring.

    He replies: "I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you."

    She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me... When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

    "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

    She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that -
    1) you have to be single and
    2) you must be Catholic."

    The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"

    "OK," the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

    The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

    But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

    "My dear child," said the nun, "why are you crying?"

    "Forgive me, but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."

    The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party!"
  2. oneshot

    oneshot Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssstttttttttyyyyyyy!! !!!! ROTFLMAO [​IMG]
  3. scarbelly

    scarbelly Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Mrs Scar and I still have tears in our eyes from laughing so hard
    We think we know the cabbie
  4. beer-b-q

    beer-b-q Smoking Guru OTBS Member

  5. mr mac

    mr mac Smoking Fanatic

    That is sooooo wrong!!! I love it! [​IMG]
  6. scpatterson

    scpatterson Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Thats sick............I was going as a Nun to a party tonight but I changed my mind and Im going as Higgins on Magnum PI
  7. cman95

    cman95 Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    [​IMG][​IMG]:pDT_Armataz _01_03:[​IMG]

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