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grandpa jim

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Oct 4, 2011
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NW Iowa
YOU'VE GOT TO LOVE THE PIONEER SPIRIT THAT LIVES IN TEXAS!!

She Shot Him 6 Times!

TRUE STORY FROM...

"THE HOUSTON HERALD NEWSPAPER"

IN HOUSTON, TEXAS

MARCH 5th, 2009

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Last Thursday Night Around Midnight, a Woman From Houston, Texas Was Arrested,

Jailed, And Charged With ManslaughterFor Shooting A Man 6 Times In The Back

As He Was Running Away With Her Purse.

The Following Monday Morning,

The Woman Was Called In Front Of the Arraignment Judge, Sworn In,

And asked to explain Her Actions.

The Woman Replied,"I Was Standing At the Corner Bus Stop

For About 15 Minutes, Waiting For TheBus To Take Me Home After Work.

I Am A Waitress At A Local Cafe....

I Was There Alone, So I Had My Right Hand on My Pistol,

That Was In My Purse, which Was Hung Over, My Left Shoulder.

All Of A Sudden I Was BeingSpun Around Hard To My Left.

As I Caught My Balance, I Saw a Man Running Away From Me with My Purse.

I Looked Down At My Right Hand And I SawThat My Fingers Were Wrapped Tightly

Around My Pistol.The Next Thing I Remember Is Saying Out Loud,

"No Way Punk! You’re not stealing My Pay Check and Tips."

I Raised My Right Hand, Pointed My Pistol At The Man Running Away From Me With My Purse,

And Squeezed The Trigger Of My Pistol 6 Times!

When Asked By the Arraignment Judge, "Why Did You Shoot the Man 6 Times?

The Woman Replied Under Oath,

"Because, When I Pulled The Trigger The 7th Time, It Only Went Click."

The Woman Was Acquitted Of All Charges.She Was Back At Work, At The Cafe, The Next Day!

Now that's Gun Control....
 
That's exactly what I would do,that's funny....
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