Gun Control

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by grandpa jim, Nov 10, 2011.

  1. grandpa jim

    grandpa jim Fire Starter

    YOU'VE GOT TO LOVE THE PIONEER SPIRIT THAT LIVES IN TEXAS!!

    She Shot Him 6 Times!

    TRUE STORY FROM...

    "THE HOUSTON HERALD NEWSPAPER"

    IN HOUSTON, TEXAS

    MARCH 5th, 2009

    ~

    Last Thursday Night Around Midnight, a Woman From Houston, Texas Was Arrested,

    Jailed, And Charged With ManslaughterFor Shooting A Man 6 Times In The Back

    As He Was Running Away With Her Purse.

    The Following Monday Morning,

    The Woman Was Called In Front Of the Arraignment Judge, Sworn In,

    And asked to explain Her Actions.

    The Woman Replied,"I Was Standing At the Corner Bus Stop

    For About 15 Minutes, Waiting For TheBus To Take Me Home After Work.

    I Am A Waitress At A Local Cafe....

    I Was There Alone, So I Had My Right Hand on My Pistol,

    That Was In My Purse, which Was Hung Over, My Left Shoulder.

    All Of A Sudden I Was BeingSpun Around Hard To My Left.

    As I Caught My Balance, I Saw a Man Running Away From Me with My Purse.

    I Looked Down At My Right Hand And I SawThat My Fingers Were Wrapped Tightly

    Around My Pistol.The Next Thing I Remember Is Saying Out Loud,

    "No Way Punk! You’re not stealing My Pay Check and Tips."

    I Raised My Right Hand, Pointed My Pistol At The Man Running Away From Me With My Purse,

    And Squeezed The Trigger Of My Pistol 6 Times!

    When Asked By the Arraignment Judge, "Why Did You Shoot the Man 6 Times?

    The Woman Replied Under Oath,

    "Because, When I Pulled The Trigger The 7th Time, It Only Went Click."

    The Woman Was Acquitted Of All Charges.She Was Back At Work, At The Cafe, The Next Day!

    Now that's Gun Control....
     
  2. oldschoolbbq

    oldschoolbbq Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    That's exactly what I would do,that's funny....[​IMG]
     
  3. Gun control is so great..
     
  4. michael ark

    michael ark Master of the Pit

    [​IMG]For her and the judge.
     
  5. africanmeat

    africanmeat Master of the Pit OTBS Member

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  6. That's my kind of girl!  
     
  7. venture

    venture Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Shooting a pistol with two hands is a good form of gun control?

    Good luck and good smoking.
     

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