Gotta Pee (adult humor)

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by richoso1, Aug 2, 2008.

  1. richoso1

    richoso1 OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out.
    Both were very faithful and loving wives, however
    they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi
    Breezers.

    Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to
    pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.

    One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought
    she would take off her panties and use them.

    Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive
    pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.

    She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave
    that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she
    proceeded to wipe with that.

    After the girls did their business they proceeded to
    go home.

    The next day one of the woman's husband was concerned
    that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in
    bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and sai d:
    'These girl nightsout have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. .. my wife came home with no panties!!'

    'That's nothing' said the other husband,
    'Mine came back with a card stuck to her butt that
    said.....

    'From all of us at the Fire Station.
    We'll never forget you.''
     
  2. Hehehehe....
     
  3. Blaaahaahaaaha!!
     
  4. Now that's comedy!!!!
     
  5. bb53chevpro

    bb53chevpro OTBS Member

    Yup, thats a good one.
     
  6. blacklab

    blacklab SMF Premier Member

    lol thats funny
     
  7. meat-man

    meat-man SMF Premier Member

    thats great
     

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