Gone Fishin'

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by the iceman, Mar 6, 2010.

  1. the iceman

    the iceman Smoking Fanatic

    I finally got around to going fishing this morning but after a while I ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth, and frogs are good bass bait.
    Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth, I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog and put it in my bait bucket. Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit.
    I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniel's and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp, I released him into the lake without incident, and carried on my fishing with the frog.
    A little later I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth.
     
  2. pepeskitty

    pepeskitty Smoking Fanatic

    That's a good one. thank for sharing.
     
  3. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Now that's a good en!
     
  4. triplebq

    triplebq Smoking Fanatic

    Tx
    That right thar is a wall hanger ! lmao
     
  5. jamminjimi

    jamminjimi Meat Mopper

    I hate snakes but might have to try that one.
     

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