Golf story

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by jimr, May 22, 2008.


    It was a sunny morning, a little before 8:00a.m., on the first hole of a busy course, and I was beginning my pre-shot routine, visualizing my coming shot with a few practice swings when a piercing voice came over the club house loud speaker, 'Would the gentleman on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee please!'
    I could feel every eye on the course looking at me. I was still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption.

    Again the announcement, 'Would the man on the woman's tee kindly back up to the men's tee.'

    I simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating, when once more, the man yelled, 'Would the man on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee, please!'

    Finally I Stopped, Turned, Cupped my hands and shouted back...

    'Would the a$$hole with the microphone kindly keep quiet and let me play my second shot!"
  2. stacks

    stacks Smoke Blower

    LOL That would have been my third shot[​IMG]
  3. jfoust

    jfoust Smoke Blower

    Hahah that was a great one. Had to send it to my dad... That one's right up his alley.
  4. yes that sounds about right ha ha
  5. placebo

    placebo Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Classic. I love golf, so much so that it gets in the way of my smoking hobby alot. I can't wait to retire!
  6. diesel

    diesel Smoking Fanatic

  7. LOL... sounds like my golf game.
  8. 1894

    1894 Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    LOL , My wife gets a big kick outta me winding up and trying to put a flat spot on the ball off the mens Tee and playing my second right next to the Ladies Tee [​IMG]
    I hate it when that happens [​IMG]

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