Golf Mishap

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by rabbithutch, Mar 26, 2012.

  1. A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the Doctor asked him, 'What happened to YOU?'

    "Well. I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle.We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white in its rear end. I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it --------- stuck in the middle of the cow's ass.
    Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife 'Honey, this looks like yours!".......

    'I don't remember much after that'
  2. africanmeat

    africanmeat Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    OK took me 10 minutes to stop laughing. my office staff Thought that I'm crazy 
  3. scarbelly

    scarbelly Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    [​IMG]Now that is funny

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