Funny story after Doc put me under.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by betaboy, Oct 13, 2016.

  1. betaboy

    betaboy Meat Mopper

    Long story short, yesterday I had a procedure that I needed to be put under with anesthesia. While I was waking up the nurses rolled me into the room where my wife was waiting. I don't remember any of this but my wife said I woke up and declared to everyone in the room:

    "I HAD A DREAM!!!!"

    At this point my wife was thinking of the worst possible embarrassing stuff that could come out of my mouth. I said in a very drunken sounding voice:

    "I was barbecuing!!...... it was some kind of pork....."

    I guess I later went on to tell the one nurse she could wrap ribs and stuff in butcher paper and so on...

    When my wife told me on the ride home I just roared with laughter.

    I couldn't help but share. Thanks for reading. [​IMG]
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  2. worktogthr

    worktogthr Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    Hahaha BBQ always on the brain. I dream about food all the time
  3. jckdanls 07

    jckdanls 07 Master of the Pit Group Lead OTBS Member

    LOL.. my wife tells me all the time... " That's all you ever think about ... smoking food".. I tell her.. "NOT TRUE" ... (we have our grandson racing motocross and I am his mechanic/pitcrew) ... so I tell her... "I think more about racing than I do smoking food" .... she says... "Oh yea.. that's right... the only thing you think about is racing and smoking"...

    "OK.. so what's the problem" I say.... :biggrin:
  4. unlgrad2002

    unlgrad2002 Fire Starter

    Not so much a dream as it is an unconscious expression of who you are. Hopefully, who we all are inside.

    ~ Socrates
  5. betaboy

    betaboy Meat Mopper

    I hear that! I BBQ and cook stuff in my dreams that I've never even made before in real life. Probably because clean up is easier! [​IMG]
    Right!!! Need to clarify we are not THAT simple minded. lol
    Nicely said!
  6. smokinal

    smokinal Smoking Guru Staff Member Moderator OTBS Member ★ Lifetime Premier ★

    I do the same thing, unfortunately the outcome is usually a disaster.

    Maybe that keeps me from making mistakes when I do smoke something.

    Geez, to think I used to dream about fast cars & fast women.  [​IMG]

  7. betaboy

    betaboy Meat Mopper

    There have been times the dog opens the smoker and steals all my food. Dang it! And yes, I think that last part is what my wife was concerned about me babbling about to everyone! haha! I better cross my fingers if I ever have to be put under again!
  8. gearjammer

    gearjammer Master of the Pit

    Now that's dedication, I like it.

    I personally spend a lot of time thinking about and 

    planning my smokes.

    Looking on here, try to get it right the first time (yeah right).

    I'll bet there's a lot worse things you could have been saying.

    Hope everything is OK with you.

  9. bearcarver

    bearcarver Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    LOL---Good one, Beta!![​IMG]

    Sounds like your procedure went well, including the "Dreamectomy".

    Thanks for the Laugh!

  10. That's funny. and I'm Jealous !!   as much BBQ as I cook and have cooked I have never had a BBQ dream, 

  11. betaboy

    betaboy Meat Mopper

    Thanks guys! Had an EGD to look at my stomach. Turns out a lifetime of back pain and ibuprofen is hard on a person, even when you take it with food every time. Ulcers. Still waiting on biopsy results but the worst part of it is (besides not being able to take ibuprofen for pain) I can't really be eating any fatty BBQ for awhile. I'm thinking pork loin or something is in order pretty soon though!
    I find I BBQ a lot, but I never get to actually eat any of it. No wonder why I'm so starving in the morning!
  12. bearcarver

    bearcarver Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Sounds like a Great place for some nice Lean Beef Dried Beef or Venison Dried Beef, like in my Step by Steps.

    Best to you on your test results!!

    Last edited: Oct 16, 2016
  13. mike5051

    mike5051 Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    Ain't that the truth!  [​IMG]

  14. betaboy

    betaboy Meat Mopper

    Thank you! I just posted this on my other thread but I'll put it here too! [​IMG]

  15. lemans

    lemans Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Omg. My wife thinks I have a problem cause I talk in my sleep about smoking briskets and new smokers lol
    At least I'm not talking about ancient girl friends. That never ends well!!
  16. betaboy

    betaboy Meat Mopper

    Oh you took it to the next level then!! Poor wife never gets a break! lol I love it! And yes, it's a good thing the sleep talking is only smoking related! Whew! [​IMG]

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