Funny or just plain SAD????

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by garyhibbert, Jan 8, 2014.

  1. garyhibbert

    garyhibbert Smoking Guru OTBS Member ★ Lifetime Premier ★

    Personally, I consider this to be a sad reflection on our life, rather than funny.  But then again, I'm getting old; the younger crowd might find it funny

    Gary

    PASTOR: "Praise the Lord!"  

    CONGREGATION: "Hallelujah!"  

     

    PASTOR: "Will everyone please turn on their tablet,

    PC, iPad, smart phone and Kindle Bibles to 1 Cor.13:13.

    And please  connect your Bluetooth to download the sermon."  

     

    P-a-u-s-e......  

     

    "Now  let us pray,committing this week into God's hands.  

     

    Open your Apps, BBM, Twitter and Facebook, and chat with God"  

     

    S-I-l-e-n-c-e  

     

    "As we take our Sunday  tithes and offerings, please have your credit and debit cards ready."  

     

    "You can log on to the church Wi-If using the password 'Lord909887.'

     

    The ushers will circulate mobile card swipe machines among the  worshippers:  

     

    A.. Those who prefer to make electronic fund transfers are directed to computers  and laptops at the rear of the church.  
    B.. Those who prefer to use iPads can open them.  
    C.. Those who prefer telephone banking, take out your cell phones to transfer yourcontributions to the church account.”  

     

    (The holy atmosphere of the Church becomes truly electrified as ALL the smart phones,iPads, PCs and laptops beep and flicker!)  

     

    “Final Blessing and Closing Announcements...  

     

    A. This week's ministry cell meetings will be held on the various Facebook group pageswhere the usual group chatting takes place. Please log in and don't miss out.  
    B. Thursday's Bible study will be held live on Skype at 1900hrs GMT. Please don't  forget.  
    C. You can follow your Pastor on Twitter this weekend for counseling and prayers.  
    D. God bless you and have nice day.”
       
     

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