Free Sex

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by eman, Apr 20, 2011.

  1. eman

    eman Smoking Guru Staff Member Moderator OTBS Member

    "Free Sex with Fill-Up."


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    A gas station owner in Mississippi was trying to increase his sales. So he put up a sign that read, "Free Sex with Fill-Up."

    Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly he would get his free sex. The redneck guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time."

    A week later, the same redneck, along with his brother, Bubba, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. The redneck guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time."

    As they were driving away, the redneck said to his brother, "I think that game is rigged, and he doesn't really give away free sex."

    Bubba replied, "No it ain't, Billy Ray. It ain't rigged. My wife won twice last week
     
  2. scarbelly

    scarbelly Smoking Guru OTBS Member

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  3. bearcarver

    bearcarver Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    LOL---Heard it before, but it was so long ago, it was brand new to me again!

    Thanks Eman,

    Bear
     
  4. beer-b-q

    beer-b-q Smoking Guru OTBS Member

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  5. jirodriguez

    jirodriguez Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    LOL... good one. [​IMG]
     
  6. roller

    roller Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    LOL
     
  7. redneck69

    redneck69 Smoking Fanatic

    [​IMG]   LMAO  
     
  8. venture

    venture Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    He should come to California.  We get screwed every time we fill up!

    Good luck and good smoking!
     
  9. bearcarver

    bearcarver Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Now the price of beans will probably go up, because of the value of the gas produced !

    Bear
     
  10. chefrob

    chefrob Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    az
    nice!
     

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