Free Kittens (political-clean)

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by earache_my_eye, Apr 3, 2008.

  1. earache_my_eye

    earache_my_eye Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member


    Little Suzy had a box of very small kittens that she was trying to give away, so she had them out on the street corner with a sign "FREE KITTENS" next to them.

    Suddenly a long line of big black cars came up with a policeman on a motorcycle in front.
    The cars all stopped and a tall man stepped out from the biggest car. "Hi, little girl, what do you have there in the box?" he asked.

    "Kittens" Little Suzy replied. "They're so small, their eyes are not even open yet."

    "What kind of kittens are they?" he asked.

    "Democrats" says Little Suzy.

    The tall man smiled, returned to his car, and they drove away.

    Sensing a good photo opportunity, Sen. Obama called his campaign manager and told him about the little girl and the kittens.

    It was planned that they would return the next day, have all the media there, and tell everyone about these great kittens.

    The next day Little Suzy is standing out on the corner with her box of kittens with the "FREE KITTENS" sign,

    and the big motorcade of black cars pulled up with all the vans and trucks from ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN.

    Everyone had their cameras ready and then, Sen. Obama got out of his limo and walked up to Little Suzy.

    "Now, don't be frightened," he said,
    "I just want you to tell all these nice news people what kind of kittens you're giving away today."

    "Yes sir," Suzy said, "These are all REPUBLICAN kittens."

    Taken by surprise, Sen. Obama said, "But yesterday you told me that they were DEMOCRATS."
    Little Suzy says, "Yes, I know. But today they all have their eyes open."

  2. pitrow

    pitrow Smoking Fanatic

    Love it!!!
  3. smokebuzz

    smokebuzz Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    VERY good, Dude will love it
  4. ne.hunter

    ne.hunter Fire Starter

    Now ain' that cute
  5. cman95

    cman95 Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    Heee...heee...heee. [​IMG]
  6. grandpa jim

    grandpa jim Fire Starter

    Great joke!  Was surprised to see one like this, I posted one a few days ago and caught Hexx for it, because it was political.
  7. jc1947

    jc1947 Smoking Fanatic

    LMAO....How true
  8. Very nice.  I needed a good laugh.  thanks a million!!!  ryan
  9. desertlites

    desertlites Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    love it Eric
  10. roller

    roller Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    Very good !!!
  11. roller

    roller Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    And who gave you Heck about it ????
  12. grandpa jim

    grandpa jim Fire Starter

    It appears it is a memeber who has been here a long time.  I did not want to upset anyone, here is part of what I was told, I feel I was asked to leave:  ...

    I dislike the politics in DC also. I enjoy not having politics on this forum...

    If you feel the need to vent about stuff... please do it somewhere else...

    Again, sorry.
  13. roller

    roller Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    Well that was not very nice of them to talk to you in that manner...Rud I would say !!!
    Last edited: Oct 14, 2011

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