Four Retirees Visit a Bar

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by ironchefkitchen, May 23, 2013.

  1. Four old retired men are walking down a street in Tempe,    Arizona

    They turn a corner and see a sign that says, "Old Timers Bar -    ALL drinks

    10 cents."

    They look at each other and    then go in, thinking this is too good to be true.

    The old bartender says in a    voice that carries across the room, "Come on

    in and let me pour one for    you!

    What'll it be,    gentlemen?"

    There's a fully stocked bar, so each of the men orders a    martini.

    In no time the bartender serves up four iced martinis shaken, not    stirred

    and says, "That'll be 10 cents    each, please."

    The four guys stare at the bartender for a moment, then    at each other.

    They can't believe their good    luck.

    They pay the 40 cents, finish    their martinis, and order another round.

    Again, four excellent martinis are    produced, with the bartender again

    saying, "That's 40 cents,    please."

    They pay the 40 cents, but    their curiosity gets the better of them.

    They've each had two martinis    and haven't even spent a dollar yet.

    Finally one of them says, "How    can you afford to serve martinis as good as

    these for a dime    apiece?"

    "I'm a retired tailor from    Phoenix ," the bartender says, "and I always

    wanted    to own a bar. Last year I hit the Lottery Jackpot for $125 million

    and    decided to open this place. Every drink costs a dime. Wine, liquor,    beer

    it's all the same."

    "Wow! That's some    story!" one of the men says.

    As the four of them sip at their martinis,    they can't help noticing seven

    other people at the end of the    bar who don't have any drinks in front of

    them and haven't ordered anything    the whole time they've been there

    Nodding at the seven at the end    of the bar, one of the men asks the

    Bartender, "What's with them?"

    The    bartender says, "They're retired people from Wisconsin .    They're

    waiting for Happy Hour when    drinks are half-price, plus they all have

    coupons..."

    (IT has beeen suggested that Minnesota may also be used as well as Wisconsin)
     

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