Female Compassion ( Never Let It Be Underestimated( R Rated)

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by desertlites, Apr 11, 2008.

  1. desertlites

    desertlites Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.
    Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
    The first woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?The man said 'No,' so, she gave him a hug and walked on.

    The second woman said 'Have you ever had a kiss?'
    The man said 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
    The third really beautiful woman came up to him and said 'Have you ever been f$#&*#@?
    The fellow said 'No.'

    She said 'You will be when the tide comes in.
     
  2. earache_my_eye

    earache_my_eye Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean?
    A: BOB

    Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs at the door?
    A: MATT

    Q: What do you call a dog with no rear legs and a steel pe%#er?
    A: SPARKY

    OK, I'm done.

    L8r,
    Eric

    Edit: Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on the wall?
    A: ART
     
  3. desertlites

    desertlites Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    what do you call 2 men with no arms or legs hanging in the window?
     
  4. jbg4208

    jbg4208 StickBurners

    Oh No! Do we really want to know? [​IMG]
     
  5. desertlites

    desertlites Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Why Kurt N ROD of course.
     
  6. pigcicles

    pigcicles Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Kurt n' Rod haha .. get it
     
  7. jbg4208

    jbg4208 StickBurners

    Bahahaahaha !!!
     
  8. earache_my_eye

    earache_my_eye Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]
     
  9. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Oh, ouch, nice compassion on her part eh! But it is funny!
     
  10. erain

    erain Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    thatsa good1
     
  11. pduke216

    pduke216 Meat Mopper SMF Premier Member

    Q:What do you call a woman with 1 leg shorter than the other?
    A:Eileen

    Q:What do you call chinese woman with 1 leg shorter that the other.
    A:Irene

    Sorry could not resist!
     
  12. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Those are some oldy but goodies.............lol.............
     
  13. fireguy

    fireguy Smoking Fanatic

    lmao!!! some goodies.[​IMG]
     

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