Favorite animal Funny, well maybe...

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by smokey paul, Jun 6, 2010.

  1. smokey paul

    smokey paul Meat Mopper SMF Premier Member

    This maybe a good joke or???

    Kinda old but does fit here...

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    Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, everyone else in the class laughed.

    My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am.  Fried chicken is my favorite animal.  I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.  He said they love animals very much.  I do, too.  Especially chicken, pork and beef.

    Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.  I told him what happened, and he laughed too.  Then he told me not to do it again.

    The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.  I told her it was chicken.  She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children.

    So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.  She sent me back to the principal's office again.  He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

    I don't understand.  My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.  Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.

    I told her, "Colonel Sanders".
    Guess where I am now...
     
  2. smokey paul

    smokey paul Meat Mopper SMF Premier Member

     
  3. tom37

    tom37 Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    It don't matter who you are...... Thats funny!
     
  4. meateater

    meateater Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    I would have answered the same. [​IMG]
     
  5. cruizer

    cruizer Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    That's good fer sure![​IMG]
     
  6. jamminjimi

    jamminjimi Meat Mopper

    That is just what I needed. Agood laugh.
     
  7. crazybuoy

    crazybuoy Newbie

    Adopted Turtle
    Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. 

    The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate. 

    "Dear," she chirped, "I think it's time to tell him he's adopted."
     
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  8. fftwarren

    fftwarren Smoking Fanatic

    LOL
     
     
  9. hitmark

    hitmark Newbie

    What is a dog's favorite job? 

    A Rufferee
     

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