Farm Life

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by garyhibbert, Feb 22, 2014.

  1. garyhibbert

    garyhibbert Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Farm Life

    A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.

    " Not yet, " said the little boy.

    His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.

    Well, he's a little teed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.

    " How come I don't get any eggs and bacon ? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal ? " he asks.

    " Well, " his mother says, " I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either.. I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk. "

    Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the pussy cat halfway across the kitchen.

    The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says,

    " You gonna tell him or should I ? "
     
  2. waterinholebrew

    waterinholebrew Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    That's great Gary, LOL. :ROTF
     

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