Elmo.......

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by linescum, Jun 28, 2008.

  1. linescum

    linescum Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which
    makes the Tickle Me Elmo Toys. The toy laughs when you
    tickle it under the arms.

    Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo
    factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00
    AM

    The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the
    Personnel Manager's door.

    The Foreman throws open the door and begins to
    rant about the new employee.

    He complains that she is incredibly slow and the
    whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line
    behind schedule.
    The Personnel Manager decides he should see this
    for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor.

    When they get there the line is so backed up
    that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor
    and they're really beginning to pile up.

    At the end of the line stood Lena surrounded by
    mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.

    She had a roll of plush red fabric and a huge
    bag of small marbles.

    The 2 men watched in amazement as she cut a
    little piece of fabric, wrapped it around two marbles and
    began to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's
    legs.

    The Personnel Manager burst into laughter.

    After several minutes of hysterics he pulled
    himself together and approached Lena .

    'I'm sorry,' he said to her, barely able to keep
    a straight face, 'but I think you misunderstood the
    instructions I gave you yesterday...'

    'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles
     
  2. coyote

    coyote Master of the Pit

    OMG...I can just see it..
     
  3. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    That's funny!
     
  4. walking dude

    walking dude Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    i bet Lena was a blonde
     
  5. walking dude

    walking dude Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    spam reported
     
  6. smokebuzz

    smokebuzz Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Got him on another post
     
  7. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Kinda looks like rich was here with the hiccups!
     

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