elementary school students

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  1. cowboyuptex

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    An Elementary School Teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom

    the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard

    to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you.

    1.

    Don't change horses

    until they stop running.

    2.

    Strike while the

    bug is close.

    3.

    It's always darkest before

    Daylight Saving Time.

    4.

    Never underestimate the power of

    termites.

    5.

    You can lead a horse to water but

    how?

    6.

    Don't bite the hand that

    looks dirty.

    7.

    No news is

    impossible.

    8.

    A miss is as good as a

    Mr.

    9.

    You can't teach an old dog new

    math.

    10.

    If you lie down with dogs, you'll

    stink in the morning.

    11.

    Love all, trust

    me.

    12.

    The pen is mightier than the

    pigs.

    13.

    An idle mind is

    the best way to relax.

    14.

    Where there's smoke there's

    pollution.

    15.

    Happy the bride who

    gets all the presents.

    16.

    A penny saved is

    not much.

    17.

    Two's company, three's

    the Musketeers.

    18.

    Don't put off till tomorrow what

    you put on to go to bed.

    19.

    Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and

    you have to blow your nose.

    20.

    There are none so blind as

    Stevie Wonder.

    21.

    Children should be seen and not

    spanked or grounded.

    22.

    If at first you don't succeed

    get new batteries.

    23.

    You get out of something only what you

    see in the picture on the box.

    24.

    When the blind lead the blind

    get out of the way.

    25.

    A bird in the hand

    is going to poop on you.

    And the WINNER is -

    26.

    Better late than

    pregnant.
     

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