drunk man

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africanmeat

Master of the Pit
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Mar 28, 2011
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Cape Town South Africa
A drunk man arrives late home. He
knows his wife won’t open the door, so
he decides to pretend he bought her
flowers and knocks at the door wife:
who is it? Drunk: I bring flowers to the
... pretty lady The wife opens the door
and says: Where are the flowers?
Drunk: Where is the pretty lady??
 
So what happened after he got home from the emergency room?
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