Don't tick off your wife

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by garyhibbert, Jan 8, 2014.

  1. garyhibbert

    garyhibbert Smoking Guru OTBS Member ★ Lifetime Premier ★

    One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off your butt!"
    His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
    The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. "What the heck is this?" he said to himself as a little dust cloud appeared when he shook them out.
    "April," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"
    She replied with a snicker. "It's not talcum powder; it's Miracle Grow !"

    You guys just never learn, do not tick off the woman.
  2. bear55

    bear55 Master of the Pit

    OMG.... funny

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