Dont lie to mama............

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by alaskanbear, Nov 18, 2011.

  1. alaskanbear

    alaskanbear Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    A mother is invited by her son, Anthony, for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Tina. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate is. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Tina and I are just roommates.'' About a week later, Tina came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure. " So he sat down and wrote an email: Dear Mama, I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house; I'm not saying that you "did not" take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Anthony Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his Mama which read: Dear son, I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Tina, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now. Love, Mama. ------ Moral: NEVER LIE TO MUM!!! / message / message
  2. scarbelly

    scarbelly Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Love it [​IMG]
  3. tom c

    tom c Smoking Fanatic

  4. forluvofsmoke

    forluvofsmoke Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    That' too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Good one!

  5. That is too funny!!!![​IMG]
  6. africanmeat

    africanmeat Master of the Pit OTBS Member

  7. daveomak

    daveomak Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    LMAO.... moms know everything......
  8. bearcarver

    bearcarver Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    LOL----I love it, Brother Bear!!!!

    Reminds me of the one where the helpful wife packed her hubby's clothes for his week long hunting trip.

    Then he came home, and yelled at her for not packing his Drawers.

    She said, "I put your underwear in your gun case, with your gun. If you would have actually gone hunting, you would have found them !!!!!"


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