Discussion in 'Jokes' started by beer-b-q, May 10, 2010.

  1. beer-b-q

    beer-b-q Smoking Guru OTBS Member


    Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel " pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land".

    Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land".

    Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land!

    I was so depressed last night thinking about health care plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, social security, retirement funds, etc. So, I called Lifeline, the suicide help line. Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...
  2. meateater

    meateater Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    That about sums it up.
  3. That's to funny, it made me laugh pretty good !!!
  4. marty catka

    marty catka Meat Mopper

    I don't care who you are, that's funny!

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