Crumpled Money

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by sawhorseray, Oct 29, 2014.

  1. sawhorseray

    sawhorseray Smoke Blower

    With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband,

    "Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?"

     

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    "No," said her husband.

     

    She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse,

    and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft,
    silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill.


     

    He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.

     

    She then asked him, "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?"

     

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    "Uh... no, I haven't," he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.

     

    She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt,

    and seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties... and pulled out a
    crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.


     

    He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill,

    and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.

     

    "Now," she said, "have you ever seen $50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?"

     

    "No!" he said, while obviously becoming even more aroused and excited, .....

    "Check the garage."

     

     

     

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