Cowboy

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by wildflower, Oct 24, 2011.

  1. A TOUGH OLD COWBOY FROM MONTANA COUNSELED HIS GRANDSON THAT IF HE WANTED TO LIVE A LONG LIFE, THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HIS OATMEAL EVERY MORNING.

    THE GRANDSON DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY TO THE AGE OF 103. WHEN HE DIED HE LEFT BEHIND 14 CHILDREN, 30 GRANDCHILDREN, 45 GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, 25 GREAT-GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, AND................. A 15-FOOT HOLE WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED TO BE.

    Sorta brings a tear to your eye, don't it?
     
  2. pops6927

    pops6927 Smoking Guru Staff Member Moderator Group Lead OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Good one!  printed it out and will take it into therapy class!
     
  3. adiochiro3

    adiochiro3 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Good one!  My hunting buddies and I reload and plan to load our ashes into some shells and offer a salute.  I guess the last one will be SOL, though...
     
  4. africanmeat

    africanmeat Master of the Pit OTBS Member

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  5. scarbelly

    scarbelly Smoking Guru OTBS Member

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