Confucius

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wildflower

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Mar 22, 2010
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Things Confucius Didn't Say

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Finally,

A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood
 
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LOL.... good one! Thanks again Wildflower
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Something tells me I DON'T want to know that story! LOL
If I had a worker smoking dope on the job it was easy. I'd walk in the head after they walk out, if it smelled like dope from them standing on the toilet and blowing it out the exhaust fan I would see if they wiped there footprints off. If they didn't I would walk up to them and ask to see the bottom of there shoes, if a match they got the boot. 
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