Christmas Cookies

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by wildflower, Dec 9, 2011.

  1. Jack  Daniel's Christmas Cookies

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    > 1  cup of water

    > 1 tsp baking soda

    > 1 cup of sugar

    > 1 tsp salt

    > 1 cup or  brown sugar

    > 4 large eggs

    > 1 cup nuts

    > 2 cups of dried fruit

    > 1 bottle  Jack Daniel's Whiskey.

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    > Sample  the Jack to check quality. Take a large bowl, Check the Jack

    > again, to be  sure it is of the highest quality, Pour one level cup

    > and drink.

    >

    > Turn  on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter In a large fluffy 

    > bowl.

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    > Add  one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to

    > make sure the  whiskey is still ok, try another Cup just in case.

    >

    > Turn off the  mixerer thingy.

    >

    > Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the  cup Of dried

    > fruit.

    >

    > Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.

    >

    > Mix  on the turner.

    >

    > If  the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry It loose with a 

    > drewscriver.

    >

    > Sample the Jack to check for tonsisticity.

    >

    > Next, sift  two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves A sheet. Check

    > the Jack Daniel's.  Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

    >

    > Add one table.

    >

    > Add  a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can Find.

    >

    > Greash the  oven.

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    > Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to  fall Over.

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    > Don't forget to beat off the  turner.

    >

    > Finally,  throw the bowl through the window, finish the Dack Janiel's

    > and make sure to  put the stove in the wishdasher.

    > Cherry  Mistmas !
     
  2. smokinal

    smokinal Smoking Guru Staff Member Moderator OTBS Member ★ Lifetime Premier ★

    Now that's my kind of Christmas cookies!
     
  3. smokeamotive

    smokeamotive Smoking Fanatic

    Gust finnushed dis rustapie wit rown croyal........Pitty gamn dood>>
     
  4. michael ark

    michael ark Master of the Pit

    Great recipe What no pictures.[​IMG]
     
  5. africanmeat

    africanmeat Master of the Pit OTBS Member

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