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Discussion in 'Jokes' started by desertlites, Mar 11, 2008.

  1. desertlites

    desertlites Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Subject: Cheap Thrill At WalMart



    A man was in a long line at Wal-Mart. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register. She asked, 'What size condoms?' The customer replied that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did. She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over the intercom, 'One box of large condoms, Register 5.'

    The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of us, was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the register, he told the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have some brought to the register for him. She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did. She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, 'One box of medium-sized condoms, Register 5.'

    A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had seen was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a live female, so he thought this was his chance. When he got to the register he told the checker he needed some condoms. She asked him what size and he said he didn't know.? She asked him to drop his pants and he did. She reached over the counter, gave him a quick squeeze, then picked up the intercom and said... (you'll love this one...................) ! 'Cleanup, Register 5'



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  2. blacklab

    blacklab Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    LMAO!!!! to to funny
     
  3. abelman

    abelman Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    The 2 second hero, LOL!!
     
  4. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    That's to funny for sure! What are the hyroglypics (spellin I'm sure) on the end of your post?
     
  5. desertlites

    desertlites Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    those are translations to other extaterestial smokin forums!
     
  6. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Well, I'm not sure but I think somtin got mistranslated in about line 12, they burnt the butt!
     
  7. lc in va

    lc in va Meat Mopper

    Haaahaaahaaahaaa!!!
     
  8. bwsmith_2000

    bwsmith_2000 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Good One! I can remember when control was a problem. But age has a way of smoothing things out. I just hope I don't get too much more "smoothed out."
     
  9. richtee

    richtee Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    How do they smoke in a methane atmosphere on Jupiter??
     
  10. desertlites

    desertlites Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    instantaneously Rich(what we call micro)
     
  11. richtee

    richtee Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Hehehehe..but wait... lack of oxidizer!
     
  12. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Thats funny.......
     

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