Change. . . .

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by dutch, Dec 1, 2009.

  1. dutch

    dutch Smoking Guru Staff Member Administrator Group Lead OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Grace seemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist.

    "Come now," coaxed the doctor, "you've been seeing me for years! There's nothing you can't tell me."

    "This one's kind of strange...."

    "Let me be the judge of that," the doctor replied.

    "Well," she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a “plink-plink-plink” in the toilet and when I looked down, the water was full of pennies."

    "I see.."

    "That afternoon I went to the bathroom again and, “plink-plink-plink”, there were nickels in the bowl. That night," she went on, "I went again and, “plink-plink-plink”, there were dimes and this morning there were quarters !"

    "You've got to tell me what's wrong with me," she implored, "I'm scared out of my wits!"

    The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder."There, there, it's nothing to be scared about."

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    (Ready for this?)

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    (I'm warning you......)

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    (Still not too late to turn back....)

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    "You're simply going through the change!!!!!!!!"
     
  2. oneshot

    oneshot Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    OMG!!!!!!
     
  3. pepeskitty

    pepeskitty Smoking Fanatic

    Well...I had the chance to turn back before the end but just couldn't. LOL


    Thanks for sharing.
     
  4. dutch

    dutch Smoking Guru Staff Member Administrator Group Lead OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Well-I did warn ya!!
     
  5. fire it up

    fire it up Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Man..............

    I just don't know what to say so.............I leave with a smile on my face.
     
  6. beer-b-q

    beer-b-q Smoking Guru OTBS Member

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  7. larry maddock

    larry maddock Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    omg[​IMG]
     

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