Cell Phones

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by rabbithutch, Oct 25, 2012.

  1. rabbithutch

    rabbithutch Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    After a very busy, tiring day at the office, the young woman settled
    > down in her seat and closed her eyes as the train departed the
    > station.
    > As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her
    > pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice ....
    > Hi sweetheart, it's Eric, I'm on the train, yes, I know it's the
    > six thirty and not the four thirty, but I had a long meeting , no,
    > honey, not with that floozy from the accounts office, with the boss.

    > No sweetheart, you're the only one in my life yes, I'm sure, cross
    > my heart, etc., etc.
    > Fifteen minutes later, he was still talking loudly, when the woman
    > sitting next to him, who was obviously annoyed by his continuous loud
    > blabbing, yelled
    > "Hey, Eric, turn that stupid phone off, and come back to bed!"
    > Eric doesn't use his cell phone in public any longer.
  2. LMAO, that is just too funny. That woman is evil!!!!
  3. dward51

    dward51 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    We used to do something similar with a guy at work.  His wife kept him on a tight leash.  He would be working ot and call her from the cell and someone would holler "Hey, XXXXXXXX (name with held to protect the innocent), you gonna talk on the phone or play poker. Your beers getting warm".

    Yeah, I know.... we are just evil
  4. jarjarchef

    jarjarchef Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Too funny...

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