CDC disease warning!

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richtee

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CDC ALERT

The Center for Disease Control (CDC) has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK).


If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should immediately inform your friends of this warning. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
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Good one last few days I was in traning, Special High Intence Training...good one rich
 
Man, I'm pretty sure I'm infected with a double dose of it. I have a feeling it's going to be one of those chronic illnesses.
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When I feel an attack of that awful disease coming on I lay in a supply of Special Concoction Of The Curative Highlands!
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Gets me in the mood for fun'n games and keeps my smilin' face smilin'!

Cheers!
 
Yeah..it IS a very "tongue in cheek" joke. No work - no money. And that's not good. I have been self employed for over 20 years, so I'm no stranger to it. And it annoys the heck out of me to see some of the laziness so rampant these days. Soo... it was just for the grin's sake ;{)
 
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