Breeding Bulls PG-13

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blackhawk19, Jan 14, 2008.

  1. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    SUBJECT: BREEDING BULLS
    My wife and I went to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,* THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR.*

    My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.'

    We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,*'THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR.*

    My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him.

    We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,*THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'.*

    My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, 'That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one.

    I looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.'

    My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.
     
  2. badss

    badss Meat Mopper

    Hawk...I don't know where you get your jokes from but this is a good ....lauged like crazy....wife just said SICK! LOL good one dude!!!!
     
  3. badss

    badss Meat Mopper

    Hawk...don't know if you are into musical instruments or play a guitar, but my son found this guy on the internet. Scroll down and look at his guitars...he's got one that he made to resemble a helicopter...pretty cool!
    Later. Here's a link: www.auradirect.com/larrysguitars.html
    BADSS
     
  4. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    How true , how true. The old damn if you do, damn if you don't.

    Kookie
     
  5. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    My unit from Nam has a Yahoo E-Mail Group, if you send an E-Mail it goes
    out to all the other members. Most of them come from there. I get 50 or
    60 E-Mails a day from the group
     

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