SUBJECT: BREEDING BULLS My wife and I went to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,* THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR.* My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.' We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,*'THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR.* My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him. We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,*THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'.* My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, 'That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one. I looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.' My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.