BOB & THE BLONDE:

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by daveomak, Jan 17, 2012.

  1. daveomak

    daveomak Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
    He sat down next to a blonde at the bar
    And stared up at the TV.

     
     
    The 10 PM news was coming on.
    The news crew was covering the story
    Of a man on the ledge of a large building
    Preparing to jump.


     

    The blonde looked at Bob  and said,

    "Do you think he'll jump?"  
     
    Bob said,
    "You know, I bet he'll jump."

     
     
    The blonde replied,
    "Well, I bet he won't."

     
     
    Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said,
    "You're on!"

     

    Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar,
    The guy on the ledge
    Did a swan dive off the building,
    Falling to his death.

     
     
    The blonde was very upset,
    But willingly handed her $20 to Bob. 
    "Fair's fair. Here's your money."


     
     

    Bob replied,
    "I can't take your money.
    I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news,
    So I knew he would jump."

     
     
    The blonde replied,
    "I did, too,
    But I didn't think he'd do it again."

     
     
    Bob took the money.
     
  2. redneck69

    redneck69 Smoking Fanatic

    gotta love blonde jokes  [​IMG]
     
  3. sunman76

    sunman76 Master of the Pit

    my wife is blonde
     
  4. scarbelly

    scarbelly Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    [​IMG]
     
  5. sprky

    sprky Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    [​IMG]  I have known a few gals that would say that, and not all of them were blonde.
     
  6. That's definite marriage material right there.
     
  7. africanmeat

    africanmeat Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    There are no jokes on blonde's....................everything  true [​IMG]
     
  8. frosty

    frosty Master of the Pit

    Funny stuff!
     
  9. spec

    spec Meat Mopper

    OH MY

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