Birthday & Fathers Day Present Ideas Please

[smokewood]

Fathers day is fast approaching, and a week later it's my birthday, so I am looking for ideas for pressies please.  I don't need a new smoker, I have a maverick temp controller and enough Smoking wood to last me a lifetime.  Apart from that I am open to suggestions.

 

and please don't suggest a 5' 10" brunette in a bikini as I have already asked for that and got the death stare from Mrs Smokewood!!

 

[daveomak]

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• daveomak
• Jun 15, 2015

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• daveomak
• Jun 15, 2015

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• daveomak
• Jun 15, 2015

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• daveomak
• Jun 15, 2015

... I think she's closer to 5-11" and doesn't need a bikini...

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• daveomak
• Jun 15, 2015

 

[smokewood]

Thanks for some great ideas Dave, I wonder what Barbara Bermudo is doing two weeks next Tuesday!!

 

[mdboatbum]

How about a 6'2" blonde in a bikini? [emoji]128563[/emoji][emoji]128563[/emoji][emoji]128563[/emoji]

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• mdboatbum
• Jun 16, 2015

As I was looking up that picture on my phone I suddenly was stricken with a violent sneezing fit. I sat the phone down with that picture, full size, in all its glory, on the screen. Mrs. Boatbum came over to bring me a tissue, glanced at the phone, and I had a bit of explaining to do!

 

[backyardsmokin]

How about an A-maze-n pellet tray?  My Mrs. got me one for Father's day.  (she doesn't know that I know)

If that fails how about scalextric track or a r/c airplane.

 

[smokewood]

How about a 6'2" blonde in a bikini? [emoji]128563[/emoji][emoji]128563[/emoji][emoji]128563[/emoji]

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• mdboatbum
• Jun 16, 2015

I am just cracking up laughing at imagining Mrs Boatbum giving you the Death Stare looking at your phone while you are in the middle of a sneezing fit, so I had to explain the full thread to Mrs Smokewood including the photo's of Barbara Bermudo and a 6' 2" blonde in a bikini.  

 

[smokewood]

 
How about an A-maze-n pellet tray?  My Mrs. got me one for Father's day.  (she doesn't know that I know)

If that fails how about scalextric track or a r/c airplane.

You will have to look all surprised when she gives it to you.  I made my own a couple of months ago, its just slightly bigger.

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• smokewood
• Jun 16, 2015

 

[wade]

How about a digital temperature controller for one of your smokers. Danny first recommended them to me 

 and they work very well.

 

[smokewood]

That sounds like a good idea Wade, What make are they and can you recommend a specific model?

 

[kc5tpy]

Hello.  HEY!  Wait a minute!  I recommended technology?  I NEVER did!  I wasn't here that day.  I remember.  DID I?  OR.  Was I dreaming?  I hate! this getting older thing!  The Missus keeps trying to convince me I don't like John Wayne movies; I like musicals.  Don't you folks think she is wrong?  I think I remember she is wrong.  

I don't own one of the controllers but I have seen Wade's in use.  It just seems there are times when that sort of thing could be useful.  Keep Smokin!

Danny