Discussion in 'Jokes' started by wildflower, Feb 8, 2012.

  1. A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a woman about to jump off a bridge, so they stopped.

    The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you

    "I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

    While he didn't want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an
    opportunity either, so he asked... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

    So she does... And it was a long, deep, lingering kiss.

    After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I've ever had! That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why in the world would you want to commit suicide?"

    "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl........".
  2. daveomak

    daveomak Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

  3. jrod62

    jrod62 Smoking Guru Group Lead OTBS Member

    Wow !!!!!
  4. big andy a

    big andy a Smoking Fanatic

    A good way to start the morning, with a big smile on my face. Thanks!

  5. Not what I expected!
  6. I didn't see that coming....[​IMG]
  7. sunman76

    sunman76 Master of the Pit

  8. boykjo

    boykjo SAUSAGE MAKER Staff Member Moderator Group Lead OTBS Member

  9. Now wait just a second ~ ~ ~ She really was a girl.


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