Welp, here's the final design. I'll give a basic rundown of the construction, but it's actually not too terrible complicated. Everything I used besides the thermometer, the colander, the gasket, and the J-B Stik putty can be purchased at Home Depot. Major parts include: 2 19" Ceramic Cobalt Blue Pickle Pots 1 15" Weber replacement grill 1 Ceramic saucer 1 9" granite colander 8 1/2" black steel nipples 8 1/2" black steel caps 2 8" black steel 1/2" pipes 2 1/2" black steel 90* angle joints 2 1/2" brass ball valves 1 Pit Thermometer J-B Stik ~5' high-temp gasket 4 1/4" x 3" bolts / nuts / lockwashers Drilled four holes in the pot with masonry drill bits and placed the bolts through them to hold the grate. Used J-B Stick putty to seal in the steel nipples and pipes w/ ball valves to the drainage holes for intake/exhaust. The 9" Colander serves as the charcoal pit. Cut 1/4" steel bar into four 14" segments, used J-B Stik to bond together for a platform to hold the wood plate. And of course, the finished product. Forgive the UPC labels I hadn't taken off yet.