Behold the woman

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by jerseyhunter, Apr 26, 2009.

  1. Behold the Woman:

    "Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
    If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
    If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
    If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

    She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

    So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of S**t."
  2. dutch

    dutch Smoking Guru Staff Member Administrator Group Lead OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

  3. blacklab

    blacklab Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    lol to funny
  4. cruizer

    cruizer Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    You got that right! [​IMG]
  5. dirtman775

    dirtman775 Smoking Fanatic

  6. techguy

    techguy Newbie

    True indeed.[​IMG]
  7. allen

    allen Smoking Fanatic

    That ain't no c--p, how true
  8. smoke freak

    smoke freak StickBurners

    Ill make sure my wife dont read this one....
    Im sure it will be used against me in some way at some time...

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