Bear Remover

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by beer-b-q, Jan 21, 2011.

  1. beer-b-q

    beer-b-q Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Bear Remover

    A man wakes up one morning in Montana to find a bear on his
    roof.

    So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad
    for "Bear Removers."

    He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over quick.

    The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van.

    He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit
    bull.

    "What are you going to do?" the homeowner asks.

    "I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and
    knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat.

    When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let
    go.

    The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage
    in the back of the van."

    He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.

    "What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.

    "If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."
     
  2. jirodriguez

    jirodriguez Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    ROFL..... good one!
     
  3. chefrob

    chefrob Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    az
    i like it.............
     
  4. bearcarver

    bearcarver Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    LOL----Quit picking on Bears!

    [​IMG]

    Bear
     
  5. les3176

    les3176 Master of the Pit

    thats a good one bear!!!
     
  6. The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van.

    Puts on his Cheese Head

    He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit
    bull.
     
  7. bearcarver

    bearcarver Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    [​IMG]
     
     

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